Hangs head...

May 1. That's the last time I posted.
I know, I know...I'm naughty. And I should be spanked (any takers? :)
I've been doing a lot of traveling this summer, breaking hearts, taking names, making it rain with my smut moolah and all that jazz.

But you guys have been so super supportive and I wanted to stop in and say, "OMG I haven't posted in months!!!" and I'll try to be better. Pinkyswears.

And!

I should have some new stuff coming out soon! I'm working on Probe Me 3, which to be straight up, is the most hardcore thing I've ever written. Those familiar with my work should be able to appreciate just how fanfreakingtastic that could be. ;)
I'm also wrapping up my shameless attempt to cash in on the billionaire craze. I don't even LIKE romancey schmancey and happily ever after but I got bit by the 50 shades bug. Don't worry, it's an experiment, so if it goes tits up, I'll stick with my taboo goodness.

Anywho, just wanted to stop in and say I'm still alive and still writing. Stay tuned for new releases!

xoxoAudri

The Truth is out there...

So I've been crazy busy, but I wanted to drop a note and let you know about my new naughty little tale. As hot as daddy stories make me (and put $ in my pocket), I was getting a wee bit burned out so I decided to try something new.
My latest short is all about scifi tentacle awesome and it's called Probe Me.

Charlotte Rivers is just a simple girl from simple means, working full-time as a waitress at the Greasy Spoon Diner. After she gets into it with her husband, she meets a mysterious stranger who promises her a life of leisure and pleasure. Little does she know he’s an alien and has plans to bring her aboard his ship and probe all her holes…

I was kinda inspired by the blonde, plunky waitress a la Sookie Stackhouse...but with aliens and abduction instead of vamps. :)

You can check it out at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Smashwords.

xoxoAudri